Despite his claims to the contrary, J. David Schronce is not a Nobel Prize winner. Although he is pleased to announce that his retirement is now completely secure since he was recently named a finalist in the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes.
David was born in a small town behind the wall in western North Carolina, in 1951, so how he can claim to be 39 years old is anybody's guess. At just three years of age, the boy developed an unhealthy interest in baboons. This would go on to play an important role in his life. Although his early records are sealed by court order, he will tell you that he had a "typical childhood" with his parents in Sanford, NC. Later he attended, and was often asked to leave, many major colleges and universities in several states, finally earning a masters degree in Theatre and doctorates in both Psychology and Parapsychology.
In 1974 he entered the record books as the first man to break all Ten Commandments in all fifty states in fifty days. Although the June 2-3 Missouri/Kansas cross border murder/idolatry spree casts a pall over the record, David remains proud of his accomplishment. David was also involved in many, various contacts with alien cultures during his travels to the Aztec temples in Central Mexico. He considers these to be of great importance as this seemed to be a factor in his being a large repository of Klingon language and culture.
After many years working for small companies, David went on to found and destroy a number of small businesses of his own. If a pilot can be judged by the number of crashes he has survived, David is an Ace. He now makes a living as a Senior Technology Consultant for Lawson Software.
He is married with 2 sons, one of whom is still a teenager. He can't explain how any of this happened.
David often acts in local plays and speaks in public, unless prevented by a restraining order, and relates a much more interesting story of his life when he does so because, well, frankly, he lies a lot. You can read those lies and his farfetched opinions on
his weblog.